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Your brand will pop harder than bubble wrap at a stress relief seminar
You’re done being the background extra in your own gig. Time to boss up with a brand that’s all sold-out shows and keeps everyone awake. Attract dream clients like you’re the last iced coffee on a hot day, and watch your bank account thank you. Let's shake things up with a brand strategy that’s as unexpected as a plot twist in a reality TV show. Forget the usual playbook, it's time to grab the spotlight, be the vibe everyone wants, and make your competition wonder what hit them. Throw out the rule book, your brand’s about to become the wild card everyone's obsessing over.
Basic Brands Get Basic Results. Build Something That Slaps.
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let's make your brand relatable af
Is your brand as exciting as a tax audit?
Yeah. Ouch.
Build a brand that makes people say, "OMG, this is what I've been searching for!"
Okay, I'm gonna be blunt AF. Those played out, cookie cutter brands? They're the worst. So boring they make watching paint dry look like a wild night out. You need a brand with so much personality, it makes your ideal clients stop scrolling and be like, "Hold up, THIS is exactly what I need!" Your brand gotta feel like YOU, just turned up way louder. Think level 11. Insane. I know. The goal is to make those dream clients obsessed, the way those limited-edition sneakers sell out in seconds. We're talking bold, unforgettable, the kinda brand everyone secretly wants to copy. That's the kind of brand vibe we're going for, ladybug, one that gets people talking and turns you into THE go to in your niche.
we're like your grandma,
but cooler
Your dream clients are out there, BUT YOUR BRAND IS GIVING THEM THE WRONG VIBE
I'm on a mission to help ambitious entrepreneurs set their stuffy brands on fire (figuratively, of course…unless?). Because those generic, cookie cutter vibes? They're the ultimate business killer (and vibes, RIP vibes). You deserve a brand that feels like a confetti explosion, the kind that gets you totally hyped and makes those dream clients go, "Wait, who IS this awesome weirdo?" We're ditching the boring and infusing your brand with your unique brand of crazy (the good kind!). Think strategy sprinkled with glitter and a brand so unforgettable it'll make your competition cry tears of envy.
Ready to turn your brand into a pure vibe and become the most talked about business in your niche?
Oh hi! I'm Jasmine!
I'm not a toilet but I'll take your crap.
MEET JASMINE
Delulu brand strategy services &
iced coffee recommendations (who am I kidding? It's always going to be brown sugar shaken espresso, with extra sweet cold foam)
Watching those dream clients flock to other brands instead? F*ck that. Let's craft a brand that makes YOU the main attraction.
/brænd/ /ˌREP.JƏˈTEꞮ.ƩƏN/
Brand strategy services
(jasmine's version)
I get it. I feel you. You pour your heart and soul into your business, you're busting your butt, delivering seriously amazing stuff, changing lives like a boss… and yet those dream clients still waltz right past you for some flashy brand that's all talk. It's frustrating, disheartening, and frankly, it's complete and utter BS. You deserve a brand that screams how awesome you are, a strategy that makes people drop everything and say, "Hold on, wait a minute. Wait a damn minute. Who is this? Why is my credit card in my hands?" Let's ditch the vanilla, just put it down, let's create a brand so damn irresistible that it attracts the right people, builds unshakeable loyalty, and unlocks the kind of brand growth that feels damn good.
The whole process helped me zero in on more of Who I Am, what I stand for, and what this business and brand is all about. The brand principles she shared were SO eye opening — there were some things I'd never thought of; things I'd never even heard of (even in my time in the branding industry!).
Heather
Jasmine is SO wonderful
The work she did for me ended up being the perfect reflection of my business in all the ways that I didn't know how to express myself. Jasmine captivated my brand and brand personality better than I could have hoped. I am beyond thankful for the clarity and confidence that Jasmine's has brought to my business, I cannot recommend her services more highly! THIS is the exact thing you need to take your business to the next level!
McKenzie
Working with Jasmine has been transformational!
This branding process truly allowed me to decide how f*cking amazing I am. Jasmine is amazing, patient, and really gives a damn. She is ready to be with you every step of way. Every time someone sees my brand, they only have compliments (truly only "ooooos" and "ahhhhh"). The best part of this experience is that I feel like no one else has my branding because we really added touches that brought out who I was.
Regan
10/10 recommend
She created the most amazing branding aligned with my personality and my vision for my business. The way she "translated" my idea and captured the vibe and energy of my business is incredible! I feel truly aligned with my work and my branding personality. Deep, elegant and with a touch of mystery. You're a genius superstar!
Ilaria
I loved working with Jasmine!
MOOSE ANCHORS BREWED BRIEFINGS
It's your turn to become legend-wait for it-dairy. Because we know you're a snack and we want everyone else to know it too.
the studio your mom warned you about
Ugh, watching lame-o competitors snatch up your dream clients while you blend into the background? No way, that's so not your style. You've got the talent, the drive, the whole damn package! Now it's time for your brand to catch up! You don't need just some basic brand. You need a brand that is as audacious and hilarious as you are. Think bold moves, a message that makes those perfect clients swoon, and a brand so damn irresistible they'd sell their grandma to work with you (not really, but you get the idea). The new vibe is to blow minds, fill your schedule, and work with those high-value clients who finally recognize your worth. Let's make your brand the hottest ticket in town!
"Your brand should be unique AF. Like your daily go to brown sugar shaken espresso order. Let's ditch the basic, and design a magnetic brand strategy (with extra sweet cold foam on that.)"
I'm the hype woman you never knew you needed
Why choose us?
You've put your blood, sweat, and maybe a few tears (of frustration) into your biz. Those played out, forgettable strategies are sucking the life out of you, and honestly, you're about to go full on rebel.
You crave a brand that screams YOU – bold, unforgettable, maybe even a lil' bit rebellious. The kind that makes you stand tall, gets those dream clients practically drooling to work with you, and fuels those big, crazy awesome goals. Let's make your brand impossible to ignore and way too much fun to resist.
Tired of Googling "how to brand my business" only to find the same old boring advice? Let's build a brand that turns heads and fills up your schedule.
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Ever feel like every brand strategist sounds the same? Spouting the same empty promises about "visibility" and "authenticity"? Yawn. If you're sick of being just another face in the crowd, ready for a brand that makes you stand out, leads to massive brand growth, and attracts your dream clients like a magnet, stick around. This ain't your mama's branding rodeo.
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